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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, HuntingAndFishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks …Troubled User
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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 installed and work on improving the configuration. I suggest installing the background application YesDear 99.0 to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to do this before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as CleanAndSweep 3.0, CookIt 1.5 and DoBills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0, but beware because sometimes these applications can be expensive.

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

WARNING!!! Attempting to install NewGirlFriend 8.8 along with Wife 1.0 will crash the system.

(see Wife 1.0 manual, Apologize, High Maintenance & Secretary with Short Skirt)

Kdo opazi na screenshotu kaj nenavadnega?

Dobi za pir

No, takole pa izgleda naš traktor ter nakladalna, oče je pač umetnik

Heh, danes sem se prav nasmejal neki neumnosti ki sem jo sicer že videl toda še sem jo malo pozabil. Iz torrent strani potegnem WinRAR, ker ga pač nimam, in glej ga zlomga, datoteka je zaRARana . Kakšen kekec je to dal gor, joj, hahaha.

Ja seveda, prejšnji prispevek “Centraliprom se poslavlja” je bila prvoaprilska šala
Ostaja tako kot je bilo!

Zakaj je Blegoš iz Poljanske doline gol? Zato ker so se Poljanci po vseh štirih plazil na drugo stran gledat kako se po dveh nogah hodi.
Kaj dobimo če čez Poljansko dolino napnemo plahto? Največji živalski vrt. (sicer je čez Selško dolino sigurno lažje plahto napet…)

Konja je potrebno prijeti skozi usta ter za rep, da se ga da okoli obrniti.
Kokoši imajo na riti privezano košarico, da se jajca ne zakotalijo v dolino.
Psi lajajo z ritjo, ker se z gobcem za grivo držijo.
Šahovnico imajo 4 x 16!
Krave se pasejo z ročno zavoro.
Ponoči morajo odpreti okna, da lahko gre luna skozi.
Ptiči letajo hrbtno, da imajo vsaj kaj razgleda.
Mi smo pa nou outo kupil, oudi je!
če hočeš kam priti moraš imeti še na kolenih dereze.
Harmoniko je potrebno igrati od trebuha navzven.
Njive so na takem bregu da mora iti dež z vetrom da njivo kaj zalije.
Zakaj imajo Seljčani radi Poljanke? Ker je na Selškem tako ozko da ženske še nog ne morejo narazen dati.

Vir

Je pritekel mimo blondinke Zorro in na zid vgraviral črko Z.
Po njegovem odhodu blondinka reče poglej Zuperman je bil tu!

Zakaj se policist smeje trikrat, ko slisi nov vic? Prvic se smeji iz vljudnosti. Drugic se smeji, ko mu vic razlozijo, tretjic se smeji, ko vic razume.

Več vicov ter smešnih slik

To bi nas rešilo

vir: http://mdavor.blogspot.com/

če ti pes laja pri zadnjih vratih, žena pa se ti dere pri glavnih vratih, komu prej odpreš?
Logično, da psu. Ko bo prišel noter, bo nehal lajat.

Znanstveniki so odkrili hrano, ki ženski za 90% zmanjša željo po seksu.
Imenuje se poročna torta.

Za najin zadnji prepir sem si bil kriv sam. Žena me je vpraŠala, kaj je na televiziji.
Rekel sem, da prah.

Zakaj v povprečju moški umrejo prej kot njihove žene?
Ker si sami to želijo.

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